Saturday, April 30, 2005

Tony Perkis (Ben Stiller) in Heavy Weights

Tony: How you doin', Tony?
Tony: Bad.
Tony: Why you feeling bad, Tony?
Tony: Because I failed.
Tony: You didn't fail.
Tony: I failed.
Tony: You didn't fail. It's not your fault.
Tony: You're right, it's not my fault.
Tony: That's right.
Tony: That's right. It's THIER fault.
Tony: Yeah!
Tony: Yeah, THEY failed!
Tony: Yeah!
Tony: Yeah, THEY'RE fat!
Tony: Yeah, and THEY'RE going to have to pay.
Tony: Alright, this is not my fault; it's yours, and you're going to have to run 20 miles tomorrow.
Jerry: Tony, that's not healthy.
Tony: I'm going to listen to YOU, fat man?!


Blogger fred burgess! said...

if that dialogue didn't quite do it for you, the connection is that tony perkis' character is not unlike my brother, carl.

8:28 AM  
Blogger carlBOMB said...

fittingly, i ran 5 miles faster than ever before around the time of this post. THEY failed! and THEY'RE going to have to pay.

3:08 PM  

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