Wednesday, August 03, 2005

From the Mixed Up Files of....

I'm making you an album -- don't worry.  Don't worry,
it'll all be okay. Sssshhhhhhhhhhh...... tread softly.

Ostensibly titled: 'to make into a suspension of small
globules of one liquid in a second liquid with which the
first will not mix.' Name that verb, Guy Science.

--my best guess: precipitate?

--BTW, im working on my own CD - ostensibly titled (name the
process - 2 words): "the supposed coveting of the penis by a
young human female which leads to feelings of inferiority and
defensive behavior."

penis envy!

but need i remind you of the words of valerie solonas:

Women, in other words, don't have penis envy; men have pussy
envy. When the male accepts his passivity, defines himself as
a woman (males as well as females think men are women and
women are men), and becomes a transvestite he loses his desire
to screw (or to do anything else, for that matter; he fulfills
himself as a drag queen) and gets his dick chopped off. He
then achieves a continuous diffuse sexual feeling from `being
a woman'. Screwing is, for a man, a defense against his desire
to be female.

think about that the next time you want to chop your dick off!

p.s. the answer to quiz one was 'emulsify.'


Blogger fred burgess! said...

these are from an e-mail exchange between me and someone else. the lines marked by '---' are the response from this someone else. i'd like to protect this person's indentity for obvious reasons -- not least of which is the immaturity displayed in taking part in such exchanges. i mean really, how stupid.

p.s. carl, you're published!

5:27 PM  

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