Thursday, June 16, 2005

Jesus Was Way Cool

Jesus was way cool.
Everybody liked Jesus.
Everybody wanted to hang out with him.
Anything he wanted to do, he did.
He turned water into wine.
And if he wanted to,
He could have turned weed into marijuana,
Or sugar into cocaine,
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines.

He walked on the water and swam on the land.
He would tell these stories,
And people would listen.
He was really cool.

If you were blind or lame,
You just went to Jesus,
And he would put his hands on you,
And you would be healed.
That's so cool.

He could have played guitar better than Hendrix,
He could have told the future,
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world.
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky.
He could have danced better than Barishnakov.
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you could think of.
Jesus was way cool.

He told people to east his body and drink his blood.
Thats way cool.
Jesus was so cool.

But then some people got jealous of how cool Jesus was.
So they killed him.
But then he rosed from the dead.
He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven.
I mean, that's so cool.
Jesus was way cool.

No wonder there are so many Christians.

- King Missile "Jesus Was Way Cool"


3 Comments:

Blogger fred burgess! said...

Published by Carl or JY.

5:57 AM  
Blogger carlBOMB said...

i made this. from a song on a mix by jackie perrigue. . .

7:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Madd Jesus love here in Madison!

4:22 PM  

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