Monday, March 14, 2005

Regrets

Our hero leans over the starboard side of the ship. His knuckles are raw, his teeth starchy. Only afterward did he regret punching a stubborn knot, and he can't recall in the slightest why he thought it a good idea to gnaw on that frozen rodent. Some days you just have to count yourself lucky that you don't have to explain.

3 Comments:

Blogger carlBOMB said...

i must admit - i have some regrets about allowing you to bomb the upstairs bathroom sunday afternoon, as it still hasnt dissipated.

that being said, i have no regrets about "punching the knot" - were talking about masturbating, right?

5:36 PM  
Blogger nathaniel martin said...

dude, i think you just made this blog the equivalent of the upstairs at 501 brandywine rd circa 1999 - feared and steered clear of by the parents

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that the Koschmann boys need to consider themselves extremely lucky they don't need to explain to the outside world-
as for "punching the knot" mother's always know everything.

4:40 AM  

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